Du är en besvikelse, styvson

Oh hello, what can I do for you? I was just wondering if maybe you might have a spare

extra large pot or saucepan that I could borrow? I've misplaced mine and I'm planning on cooking

like a big massive stew today. Well I probably do but I mean if you've misplaced yours you

might misplace mine and I'm going to need it because my stepson's coming back tomorrow.

As you know he's been at university doing amazingly well, amazingly well. You didn't go