Ebony flicka smisk två gånger

This young lady decided to come down today expecting to find her miserable old vase.

Just so that she doesn't feel left out, I think it's only fair that I should spank her.

Well, come to think of it, what I did really wasn't that bad, and it seemed that Miss Royal Bastard isn't here.

She's not making any noise whatsoever. That's probably because...

Sounds better too!