Nicole dupapillon - Storbritanniens största labia - är tillbaka som dålig boss slampa för att reda ut sin anställd med en full på pegging session

Hey everyone, it's your favourite boss here. So today's Monday and I have to give some

very bad news to one of my underperformers. Not something I normally have to deal with

because of course I'm a very motivational type of person, as I'm sure you can tell.

Most people like to do what they're told and do it particularly well. This one poor person,

who's actually a lovely, lovely, lovely man, but who gives a fuck, just can't fucking do