Pov pissar vid en damm på en solig höstdag efter att ha druckit för mycket kaffe och blivit uttagen

Hello! Oh gosh it's bright. We are on a little road trip to Pinedale and I need a wee wee.

And so we have just stopped by this little lake. Oh it's so bright and sunny. And yeah,

I'm not sure what ******'s been down here but there's some big old footprints and Uncle

Motherfucker has just gone, oh just a second, to turn round I think. Let's get some pretty

lake in the background. I've been drinking coffee with real caffeine in, oh it's a real