Wanking för att få ut wee eftersom jag var både kåt och behövde en piss, så tänkte att jag skulle kombinera det igen

Hello there, um, oh, super unorganised. Jesus Christ, oh no. Let's go get my new toy.

And I am really, really in need of a wee wee. When I say new toy, I mean this.

Heee, there we go. Ring light thing that clips to your phone.

But, um, it might not be the biggest wee because I have been drinking caffeine

and caffeine always makes me really desperate for a wee,