När man smörjer upp för att ha en wank känns otroligt helt av sig själv!

Hey, how are you? I just put face wash on ahead of jumping in the shower and then my bum went,

no you need to sit on the loo and I did that for a bit and it's made me fucking horny.

So I've been trying to get outside and go do productive stuff for a good couple of hours

and it's just not working because I've just, my body just keeps going, no Rachel we're doing other

stuff.